The Parting of Davy & His 50cents

Some post ago, I referred a great friend of mine, Davy, as 50cents. Davy was given this moniker as he once unabashedly claimed that his nips are equal to the size of the Australian 50 cent coin. For the uninitiated, the 50 cent coin is the biggest, in terms of size, in Aust. And yes, Davy is very proud of his ..ahem..assets.

No, my entry today, is not about the size of his nips. Its quite revolting, come to think of it. Rather, the entry today is about his fascination with his, you guess it, 50cent coins. So much so he posted an entry on Jings's xanga for the whole netizen to see.

The excerpt taken goes like this (you might want to read Jing's entry to have a clearer picture)...

I am going broke soon....maybe I need to use my two 50cents later on just in case
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50 Cents said: wooowuuuuu, Davy Davy, We are gonna miss you...

Davy: Big Big 50 Cents, I am gonna miss you too...I am going to use you both soon, please take care of your yourselves

50 Cents: We will..and you too...ok?

Davy: Ya, I promise you both, as long as I can get a job and have money, I will bring you back..

---Davy and 50 Cents are crying together---

50 Cents: We trust you, Davy..we all love you...You are always Mr. Smart in our hearts.

Davy: I know, I am always Mr. Smart to everybody. wooowuuuu, You two are the biggest 50 Cents I have ever had...., maybe you can ask Jing Jing, she can help you both and keep you guys around her..

50 Cents: We also think so...Jing Jing, we are coming now...wait for us!

--Jing Jin is so happy to see 50 Cents and they are living happily forever--

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Posted 8/24/2006 at 1:32 AM by blueblue2006

The weirdest friends I have. But then again, I've not laughed so much for a long time. So much so it gave a good workout to my abs (eh I got abs ok, I just have to flex them.....hard).

Anyway Wenjing, Congrats! You are richer by a Dollar now. haha. And if u guys happen to chance upon someone with no nipples attached to his body, say hi to him. His name is Davy..