I abhor Micheal Porter
I realised that studying and blogging are positively correlated, that is, I have a high tendency to blog when I am studying. And i'm blogging now for the various reasons:-
1) I hate Michael Porter and his blardy 5 forces analysis
2) He is a geek with caught-in-the-80s-huge-ass-framed-specs and making loads of money
3) I have been reading ever so slowly and still facing hard time digesting whatever he's trying to say
4) Thus he makes me feel dumb despite TICKLE's super IQ test results , where i am supposed to be a creative theorist(a highly intelligent and complex person) and that with a score of 125 is smarter than 95% of those who took the test
5) now because of Michael 'caught-in-the-80s' Porter, instead of being on a high, what's with the ego feeding courtesy of Tickle, I am now feeling as though Tickle is just tickling my balls and screwing up my mind!!!
Damnit!!
Anyway, yes, my group did darn well for the IMC presentation & report. Got a grade 7 for it...I'm sure you guys know how I love plugging myself...so here's what my lecturer said
1) I hate Michael Porter and his blardy 5 forces analysis
2) He is a geek with caught-in-the-80s-huge-ass-framed-specs and making loads of money
3) I have been reading ever so slowly and still facing hard time digesting whatever he's trying to say
4) Thus he makes me feel dumb despite TICKLE's super IQ test results , where i am supposed to be a creative theorist(a highly intelligent and complex person) and that with a score of 125 is smarter than 95% of those who took the test
5) now because of Michael 'caught-in-the-80s' Porter, instead of being on a high, what's with the ego feeding courtesy of Tickle, I am now feeling as though Tickle is just tickling my balls and screwing up my mind!!!
Damnit!!
Anyway, yes, my group did darn well for the IMC presentation & report. Got a grade 7 for it...I'm sure you guys know how I love plugging myself...so here's what my lecturer said
*warning ego boost overload*
"YOu guys were really professional"
"You guys were really good, I will remember your presentation for a LONG time"
"Thanks for that effort"
aaahhh...Tracey Dagger, have i ever told you that i love you!!! An old adage says " a way to a man's heart is through his stomache" but i totally negate that saying coz the way to my heart is through my EGO" so go on..feed me with words..hahaha
Sorry larh, humble pie just ran out at all stores. *grinz*
Ok ok, i was supposed to take a dump 10mins ago. Shall deposit my nonsensicals along with it... And back to MICHAEL PORTER!! urrghh!!
Sorry larh, humble pie just ran out at all stores. *grinz*
Ok ok, i was supposed to take a dump 10mins ago. Shall deposit my nonsensicals along with it... And back to MICHAEL PORTER!! urrghh!!


2 Comments:
Hey rah, cant believe ur lurve- hate relationship with Mich Porter. I mean it takes alot to imagine how he looks like? Happy that you are doing fab in ur studies. Hang in there dude!
11:58 am
urrghh...i never liked Micheal Porter. And xian, i've seen how he looks like, my lecturer showed us a video abt 5 porter's analysis and he was shamelesslessly hosting it. he looks damn weird larh..
ok larh, thanx for the well wishes. hope u guys are doing gd in singapore. as always, missing u folks..
2:32 pm
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