My war against Alvina

I am now declaring a war against Alvina. She has ante the level of insults and facial abuse on her blog. Im going on a rampage, a blitz campaign to outdo her!!.. Get your armaments prepared Alvina, this is going to be worse than the perennial war between US and Korea, US and Iraq, US and Cuba. If I can be all chummy with Bush, I'll convince him to be my ally and bomb whichever place you are staying in Boonlay.

Its ok to bomb Boonlay. It is aferall so remote and aint much of a dwelling playground for ANY activities. If Singapore is akin to Australia, Boonlay would be similar to that of Uluru. (Uluru is soo blardy ulu it has ULU in it!!).

But i don't partake in politics, and the only Bush i am chummy with are the bushes that i peed on during my 'serve with minimum pride' days in army (ok that sounds lame). So i am left on my own guard, or wits for that matter.
Just too bad that my BRM report and Brand Mgt presentation are the two wars i am tackling currently. Thus, this crusade of mine shall commence by Thursday. In the mean time, be on guard Alvina, for you are in for a big surprise!

I am no ZAIBO!

i have been getting an influx of comments on my tagboard saying I look like Zaibo/Yusof. Ok, I am exaggerating, there are only 2 of them made thus far. To the blardy people who calls me a friend (hhmmpphh!!) WHICH PART OF ME LOOKS LIKE HIM?

Does Zaibo look like a model?..NO!

Is Zaibo good looking??..NO!

Does Zaino look like Orlando Bloom??..definately not..

NOW TELL ME AGAIN WHICH PART OF THIS...

Looks exactly like me?? HMMPH!!..Here, I took pains in putting up this collage (my first ever ya noe!) to prove my point..go ahead SCRUTINIZE!!

Now tell me where the resemblance lies? If Zaibo really looks like me..he would be a model right now, but he is not, isnt he?

I shall get even. Kelvin Loh Wei Qiang, the mastermind behind this malicious slander, you are soo gonna be dead. Such has caused me sleepless nights, paranoia, social phobia and most importantly my precious time. I took time off from doing my report, just to get the photo collage right damnit! (you blardy noe i am not the most savy when it comes to areas pertaining to technology)

So if I look like Zaibo...U shall be crowned TAN AH TECK or MOSESfor that matter...to prove my point, i painstakingly did this cut-out for you..juz for you..hahaha

But don't worry, even though you look like Tan Ah Teck, I still accept you as my friend. Where can you find such nice and magnanimous soul like i am?

Added Entry: Vina you too have been added to the Under One Roof family. The Zaibo in the tagboard is so obviously YOU!!..I chose 2 fugly pictures of yours. But i can't decide if you should be Daisy or Dolly..what do you reckon?

My reverie

i realised that i am not that patient afterall. That i concluded during one of my lecture today. Facilitated by this really old chap who slurs and have no clue on the TIME MANAGEMENT. In other words, he's your type of lecturer that would elaborate in lengthy details only to find out time is running out and skims through every other slide thereafter.

My reservoir of patience soon went dry and I was attempted to walk out of the lecture. But walk out i did not. Agitated throughout i was.

But then again, i was quite on a high, for XXX (this girl i have been ogling at..her legs..oh her legs!!) tapped me on the shoulder and offered me some Starburst during the lecture. I was smiling from ear to ear that I had to keep a mental check to stop grinning every now and then.

Found out that she is attached to. Oh well, reckon I just have to be contented that the sight of her is something to put my mind off boring lectures. (she attends 2 of my lectures).

On another note, I have loads of assignments to complete and tons to read. All submission within a space of 5 working days. I am really frustrated with the amount of work I have that I am really tempted to bang my head at the wall ever so often. I nearly did, though stopped when i chanced upon the picture of myself and thought, 'how could i spoil god's creation of perfection?'. ok, ok not so perfect. give me a break guys, times i like these, i just need to indulge in self glory. Can?!

*sighz* back to my assignment. contemplating on soaking myself in the bathtub..i need to destress. If only XXX (her legs! oh her legs!) is with me....

the long awaited post

Yes, yes i have not been blogging. Please spare me your constant nag. I know that you guys been coming here ever so often, only to be dismayed (with tears welling up your eyes) by the fact that this blardy blog has been pretty much dormant of late. I have been busy with activities (read: sleeping and bumming my ass).

To those who branded me as a chao mugger: I wish i have been mugging but i am really behind in my readings. Trust me, August ain't going to be rosy for me, for I have 3 assignments due by end of the month..damnit!

Sydneysiders (Eric and Steph) are here for a visit and i am being as hospitable (hospital in eric's skewed vocab..haha) as i can. I ain't got much time to blog but heres a brief rundown of what happened after the fantabulous road trip to NSW (screw the pics, its way too yesterday and i am too lazy to upload them)

1) sometime in July - Trip to Dreamworld ( Eunice and Alvina: where's my pics??)

2) 20th July - attended 2 graduations ceremony in 1 day ( Shawn, Alvina, Debbie, Eunice and Grace C)

3) sometime later - Shawn's farewell at Hog's Breath and get together at the Riverview Tce Boys' (1 fren down)

4) sometime even later - Eunice T, Grace S and Ruth's Housewarming Party

5) the day after - Eunice W left Brissy for good ( 2 frens down)

6) the day after above - Debbie's farewell: Dinner at Darra followed by Karaoke (3 frens down)

7) sometime in Aug - Farewell BBQ for Alvina at Riverview Tce (4 frens down)

8) 9th Aug - NDP potluck at Riverview Tce girl's ( everyone or almost, was in red/white. blardy computer was lagging so we missed the whole parade..damnit!)

9) 11th Aug - MAMBO nite at Club Mercury (event by Singapore Student Society), hardly played retro music. Blardy hell!! I was looking forward to flailing my arms once again like how it was like in good ol' Zouk when i was 18!! Did i tell mention that I was nominated for BEST DRESSED?? 1 winner, but it wasn't me (it was obviously rigged, for the winner was just wearing a normal polo T, which i suspect is from Crazy Clarks..hahaahah) Blardy cheapskate! Not even a freaking pen for the other 4 nominees ( that's the least they could do for making me squirm like hell under the spotlight..arrgghh!! i hate clamouring for attention) See pic here or here or here

10)12th Aug - Eric and Steph's arrival, head to Exchange for clubbing, again!

11) 13th Aug - Goldcoast followed by clubbing at Downunder (yes..3 days in a row, i was dead tired) Something happened, which I know should not blog abt (guys, i just need to keep this as a personal entry) I was faced with an uncomfortable situation which i felt lousy thereafter. I wish i wasn't egged on, for it just excarberated the whole situation. I let my vices down and everything started rolling before my blurry eyes. But i left it just like that as I don't want to morph into the person whom i hate to be. I don't want to end the night with regrets. I am not that kind of person. (i can't leave much details, as said, this is a personal entry)

So yeah, that's about it. Have been really busy as you can see. I should be studying. But I have yet to lift a page (ok i did, but its not going as planned though). Shall try to put up pics the next time. In the mean time...GIMME A BREAK!!..i did BLOG!! albeit a tad too brief..