it takes 10 men to throw me into the pool!
I was at the riverview tce girl's last night. Bored off my socks, trying to surmount over my endless assignments. What was to be a chill out session between 3 (ashley, kelvin and me) sees others streaming into the girl's apartment. (read: Royston, Sherwin, Phillips, Eng Kiat, Adrick, Junwei and Charlene).
Before long, the night goes on with endless chatter. Jump start to the middle of it, I somehow proclaim arrogantly (though, with true fact) that it takes 10 people to throw me into the pool. I somehow wished i would have just kept my mouth shut, in light of the throw-kelv-in-the-pool saga. (see post below).
I pretended to be all so nonchalant about it, knowing that the guys were orchestrating their plot between themselves in mandarin (phillips: i understand mandarin). Thus, i made my way to the door on pretense that 'hey we should be heading back, the girls need to sleep'.
I don't know what got into me, and suddenly made a mad dash for home (about say 500m away). A fool i was, with 1) a nestle crunchie tub of ice-cream (which the girls call me a cheapskate for bringing it home..hey!! its blardy crunchie icre-cream, i would be glad to leave it to you guys if its home brand!!) 2) a fourskin bag containing the ice cream (which gave me the moniker of an uncle from the sight of it) and 3) my blardy loose slippers (which goes flip-flop-flip-flop-flip-flop).
I should have just removed the slippers and ran barefooted coz very soon Phillips and EngKiat caught up with me. So the 3 of us were standing by the road, with me holding on to a railing, in what looks to be compromising position (read: threesome). So the rest came after (Adrick, Kelvin, Junwei and Charlene) about say 10min later. Not to outdo what I have initially boasted (of having 10 guys to throw me into the pool) i mustered all the strength and dexterity, twisting and turning to make what seems to be a seamless 5 man job, difficult.
And proved it i did, albeit having to fake that i was in excruciating pain. I went 'OOOWWW!!..MY BACK!!, MY FREAKING BACK!!'. and so everyone froze in their tracks. Suddenly everyone were concerned (so touched..FOOLS!!) and started asking me if im ok et al.
I got up from the ground and realised that whilst i was putting on that act, my front was actually on the blardy soil!! so i got my blardy skin exfoliated. I pretended all these, till the guys decided to put it to a stop and Eng Kiat and Phillips headed for home.
I had to put up with so much verbal abuse when the rest got to know it was all and act. Kelvin, in particular went, ' i feel so cheated!!'..hahahaa.
So now i get very wary of going to the riverview tce boys' and girls' for i know somehow, i will be sure be thrown into the pool
Lesson learnt? 1) keep my mouth shut the next time 2) don't be a cheapskate and just blardy loose the ice-cream 3) drop the fourskin bag (running in the middle of the night is uncool, running with a fourskin bag is unglam) and 4) just screw the slippers and go barefooted.
but nonetheless, it takes TEN people to throw me in, so next time guys, round up your army first before you even think of trying!! <--- so much for keeping it shut!
Before long, the night goes on with endless chatter. Jump start to the middle of it, I somehow proclaim arrogantly (though, with true fact) that it takes 10 people to throw me into the pool. I somehow wished i would have just kept my mouth shut, in light of the throw-kelv-in-the-pool saga. (see post below).
I pretended to be all so nonchalant about it, knowing that the guys were orchestrating their plot between themselves in mandarin (phillips: i understand mandarin). Thus, i made my way to the door on pretense that 'hey we should be heading back, the girls need to sleep'.
I don't know what got into me, and suddenly made a mad dash for home (about say 500m away). A fool i was, with 1) a nestle crunchie tub of ice-cream (which the girls call me a cheapskate for bringing it home..hey!! its blardy crunchie icre-cream, i would be glad to leave it to you guys if its home brand!!) 2) a fourskin bag containing the ice cream (which gave me the moniker of an uncle from the sight of it) and 3) my blardy loose slippers (which goes flip-flop-flip-flop-flip-flop).
I should have just removed the slippers and ran barefooted coz very soon Phillips and EngKiat caught up with me. So the 3 of us were standing by the road, with me holding on to a railing, in what looks to be compromising position (read: threesome). So the rest came after (Adrick, Kelvin, Junwei and Charlene) about say 10min later. Not to outdo what I have initially boasted (of having 10 guys to throw me into the pool) i mustered all the strength and dexterity, twisting and turning to make what seems to be a seamless 5 man job, difficult.
And proved it i did, albeit having to fake that i was in excruciating pain. I went 'OOOWWW!!..MY BACK!!, MY FREAKING BACK!!'. and so everyone froze in their tracks. Suddenly everyone were concerned (so touched..FOOLS!!) and started asking me if im ok et al.
I got up from the ground and realised that whilst i was putting on that act, my front was actually on the blardy soil!! so i got my blardy skin exfoliated. I pretended all these, till the guys decided to put it to a stop and Eng Kiat and Phillips headed for home.
I had to put up with so much verbal abuse when the rest got to know it was all and act. Kelvin, in particular went, ' i feel so cheated!!'..hahahaa.
So now i get very wary of going to the riverview tce boys' and girls' for i know somehow, i will be sure be thrown into the pool
Lesson learnt? 1) keep my mouth shut the next time 2) don't be a cheapskate and just blardy loose the ice-cream 3) drop the fourskin bag (running in the middle of the night is uncool, running with a fourskin bag is unglam) and 4) just screw the slippers and go barefooted.
but nonetheless, it takes TEN people to throw me in, so next time guys, round up your army first before you even think of trying!! <--- so much for keeping it shut!
posted by bleuchiz at 12:03 am
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home