My war against Alvina

I am now declaring a war against Alvina. She has ante the level of insults and facial abuse on her blog. Im going on a rampage, a blitz campaign to outdo her!!.. Get your armaments prepared Alvina, this is going to be worse than the perennial war between US and Korea, US and Iraq, US and Cuba. If I can be all chummy with Bush, I'll convince him to be my ally and bomb whichever place you are staying in Boonlay.

Its ok to bomb Boonlay. It is aferall so remote and aint much of a dwelling playground for ANY activities. If Singapore is akin to Australia, Boonlay would be similar to that of Uluru. (Uluru is soo blardy ulu it has ULU in it!!).

But i don't partake in politics, and the only Bush i am chummy with are the bushes that i peed on during my 'serve with minimum pride' days in army (ok that sounds lame). So i am left on my own guard, or wits for that matter.
Just too bad that my BRM report and Brand Mgt presentation are the two wars i am tackling currently. Thus, this crusade of mine shall commence by Thursday. In the mean time, be on guard Alvina, for you are in for a big surprise!