like a woman going through menopause......
*test test*
Oh well, here we go again .. after a long hiatus of blogging (not really apt ain't it? given the last had only 4 pathetic entries) via my xanga account, here i am again, making my presence this time in blogspot.
I have no freaking idea what spurred me to blog again. I do reckon, however, it might be the fact that i would read ppl's blogs (both strangers and friends) daily. Yes, i swear daily, just to satiate this voyeuristic mind (fancy word for kaypoh lah!) Or perhaps exams are around the corner and i am channeling all this stress by blogging (this is a convenient excuse to myself, given that i am supposed to be studying).
Anyhows, let me first place a disclaimer: I shall by no means, can promise that i will be blogging every now and then. In fact i wont be surprised if its just one of those impulsive acts that i often partake in. It happened before with xanga, so no expectation my fans..i mean friends *grinz*
So yeah I miss singapore like hell!..like how a woman would miss having her period when she reaches that stage called menopause. Think about it, every girl complains and loathe when her 'sister/aunty/bestfriend/wat-ever-name-u-call-them' comes around. Oh! the cramps, the crankiness, the moodiness, thinking she looks all fugly, the silent treatment, the jealous girlfriend ( ok enough with the dagger stare girls..like take a chill pill, what?? u having period now zit?).. Girls simple hate having menses..have you ever heard of a girl who jumps/summersaults/cartwheels with glee when blood oozes out of her you-know-where? Ok smart aleck, girls that commit promiscous sex *tsk tsk* dont count ( i can go tsk tsk coz i am a virgin..so TSK TSK!!) coz they pratically jump over the roof when blood starts oozing again..oh the joys!!
So my point is, girls hate having menses, but once a woman reaches the stage of menopause she starts missing her 'sister/aunty/bestfriend/wat-ever-name-u-call-them' again. aahh..that is why crankiness is thus permanent from here on, coz they miss their blood (pun intended) sister. Of course they will miss it, given half thier life was spent being influenced by all the TV ads trying to convince them that carefree, whisper and what nots can absorb the most blood, only to find out that Tampons are the best. There are also other reasons like developing magnets on breasts that the south pole constantly attracts down, wrinkles, etc. (ok sidetracking here larh huh)
U guys, see my metaphor? I am constantly complaining whilst im in good 'ol Singapore..the scorching heat, kiasu aunties who never fail to get a seat in MRTs, kiasu aunties who chop seats 'ah sui!!..chi li!..i chop seat for you!!' once they had rushed (pushing everyone in the process) into the MRT, bus drivers who nonchanlantly close the door (pretend never see only) after you huffed and puffed running to catch the bus, the crowd in Orchard, those bloody cheebyes(no not menses, topic on that is over) who never says thank you after u hold the lift/door for them..ok i better stop, for this will drag on till the cows come home and milked till thier udders dried like prunes.
So here i am in Brisbane, thinking of home every now and then, despite all its idiosyncracies. In fact all these idiosyncracies are the reason that make Singapore unique in a very weird sense (weird coz i miss those kiasu aunties and rude busdrivers). No, it is not that I can't adapt to Brisbane, in fact I like Brisbane, just that once I am here, I realised that Singapore is the place for me, a place where I want to stay *boohoohoo*..so touching right? See this is exactly how a woman who've reached her menopause feels, feeling nostalgic over the thoughts of her once having menses, then buying pads even though they are of no use anymore.* dont bloody roll your eyes at me young lady*
So without further ado, here are the top 10 things i miss about Singapore.
1) My family especially my mom (she calls every week!)
2) My friends (you guys know who u are...if u have hesitations if its u..perhaps it is not)
3) SIMPANG BEDOK!!
4) local FOOD!!
5) 24hr access to FOOD!!..anywhere
6) clothes that fit lil me (blardy size S here are like freaking big *bah*)
7) DURIAN ROLLS!! (angie the choice only ok)
8) 8 DAYS!!!!
9) Cheap hairsalons (i cut my hair here for 38AUD compared to 28SGD in singapore)
10) Cable TV wif loads of trashy reality TV (i like!!)
so there..i said it, i am a singapore boy afterall. Can somebody please circulate this to the government so they can make be thier poster boy? and to further prove that i am best suit, i am heading back to my books now (we are texbook based afterall aren't we?) *grinz*
Oh well, here we go again .. after a long hiatus of blogging (not really apt ain't it? given the last had only 4 pathetic entries) via my xanga account, here i am again, making my presence this time in blogspot.
I have no freaking idea what spurred me to blog again. I do reckon, however, it might be the fact that i would read ppl's blogs (both strangers and friends) daily. Yes, i swear daily, just to satiate this voyeuristic mind (fancy word for kaypoh lah!) Or perhaps exams are around the corner and i am channeling all this stress by blogging (this is a convenient excuse to myself, given that i am supposed to be studying).
Anyhows, let me first place a disclaimer: I shall by no means, can promise that i will be blogging every now and then. In fact i wont be surprised if its just one of those impulsive acts that i often partake in. It happened before with xanga, so no expectation my fans..i mean friends *grinz*
So yeah I miss singapore like hell!..like how a woman would miss having her period when she reaches that stage called menopause. Think about it, every girl complains and loathe when her 'sister/aunty/bestfriend/wat-ever-name-u-call-them' comes around. Oh! the cramps, the crankiness, the moodiness, thinking she looks all fugly, the silent treatment, the jealous girlfriend ( ok enough with the dagger stare girls..like take a chill pill, what?? u having period now zit?).. Girls simple hate having menses..have you ever heard of a girl who jumps/summersaults/cartwheels with glee when blood oozes out of her you-know-where? Ok smart aleck, girls that commit promiscous sex *tsk tsk* dont count ( i can go tsk tsk coz i am a virgin..so TSK TSK!!) coz they pratically jump over the roof when blood starts oozing again..oh the joys!!
So my point is, girls hate having menses, but once a woman reaches the stage of menopause she starts missing her 'sister/aunty/bestfriend/wat-ever-name-u-call-them' again. aahh..that is why crankiness is thus permanent from here on, coz they miss their blood (pun intended) sister. Of course they will miss it, given half thier life was spent being influenced by all the TV ads trying to convince them that carefree, whisper and what nots can absorb the most blood, only to find out that Tampons are the best. There are also other reasons like developing magnets on breasts that the south pole constantly attracts down, wrinkles, etc. (ok sidetracking here larh huh)
U guys, see my metaphor? I am constantly complaining whilst im in good 'ol Singapore..the scorching heat, kiasu aunties who never fail to get a seat in MRTs, kiasu aunties who chop seats 'ah sui!!..chi li!..i chop seat for you!!' once they had rushed (pushing everyone in the process) into the MRT, bus drivers who nonchanlantly close the door (pretend never see only) after you huffed and puffed running to catch the bus, the crowd in Orchard, those bloody cheebyes(no not menses, topic on that is over) who never says thank you after u hold the lift/door for them..ok i better stop, for this will drag on till the cows come home and milked till thier udders dried like prunes.
So here i am in Brisbane, thinking of home every now and then, despite all its idiosyncracies. In fact all these idiosyncracies are the reason that make Singapore unique in a very weird sense (weird coz i miss those kiasu aunties and rude busdrivers). No, it is not that I can't adapt to Brisbane, in fact I like Brisbane, just that once I am here, I realised that Singapore is the place for me, a place where I want to stay *boohoohoo*..so touching right? See this is exactly how a woman who've reached her menopause feels, feeling nostalgic over the thoughts of her once having menses, then buying pads even though they are of no use anymore.* dont bloody roll your eyes at me young lady*
So without further ado, here are the top 10 things i miss about Singapore.
1) My family especially my mom (she calls every week!)
2) My friends (you guys know who u are...if u have hesitations if its u..perhaps it is not)
3) SIMPANG BEDOK!!
4) local FOOD!!
5) 24hr access to FOOD!!..anywhere
6) clothes that fit lil me (blardy size S here are like freaking big *bah*)
7) DURIAN ROLLS!! (angie the choice only ok)
8) 8 DAYS!!!!
9) Cheap hairsalons (i cut my hair here for 38AUD compared to 28SGD in singapore)
10) Cable TV wif loads of trashy reality TV (i like!!)
so there..i said it, i am a singapore boy afterall. Can somebody please circulate this to the government so they can make be thier poster boy? and to further prove that i am best suit, i am heading back to my books now (we are texbook based afterall aren't we?) *grinz*
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