goodbye world
i am committing suicide..my pill of choice? overdose of mugging.
Yes overdose of mugging, for anymore I will die instantaneously. Too much info has been forced
down this already feeble brain of mine. It is now screaming 'INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!'
Well at least when they find my body, they would go, 'Crikey Mate (like as if all Aussies use that term) this guy died with books strewn around him. I reckon he must be some intellect'. The police inspectors then head back to their station (after stopping by the mall to get some doughnuts) and proceed ever sooo slowly to finish up the report (if aussies were malays, they would go..RELAK LAH BRUDDER!!)
ABC, SBS, Channel 7, 9, 10 will cover the story and run a news bulletin every now and then; 'An intellectual and goodlooking Asian guy was found dead in Indooroopilly due to overdose of studying...all this and more in News Tonight'.
It will be a news bulletin because:
1) No one has ever died from an overdose of mugging
2) A goodlooking Asian is a rare species (within the context of 'eye-got-stamp' Aussies that is)
Not only have my brain been overworked, my mouth is now tired from all the potato chips and chocolates that i have been constantly feeding to satiate this perpetual desire of mine. My crave for a midnight fix at Simpang Bedok is also at an all time high. My mind goes 'Simpang Bedoooook..Simpang Bedoooook'.
Anyway, should i go please make sure that all the TV stations and newspapers use this picture.
Yes overdose of mugging, for anymore I will die instantaneously. Too much info has been forced
down this already feeble brain of mine. It is now screaming 'INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!'
Well at least when they find my body, they would go, 'Crikey Mate (like as if all Aussies use that term) this guy died with books strewn around him. I reckon he must be some intellect'. The police inspectors then head back to their station (after stopping by the mall to get some doughnuts) and proceed ever sooo slowly to finish up the report (if aussies were malays, they would go..RELAK LAH BRUDDER!!)
ABC, SBS, Channel 7, 9, 10 will cover the story and run a news bulletin every now and then; 'An intellectual and goodlooking Asian guy was found dead in Indooroopilly due to overdose of studying...all this and more in News Tonight'.
It will be a news bulletin because:
1) No one has ever died from an overdose of mugging
2) A goodlooking Asian is a rare species (within the context of 'eye-got-stamp' Aussies that is)
Not only have my brain been overworked, my mouth is now tired from all the potato chips and chocolates that i have been constantly feeding to satiate this perpetual desire of mine. My crave for a midnight fix at Simpang Bedok is also at an all time high. My mind goes 'Simpang Bedoooook..Simpang Bedoooook'.
Anyway, should i go please make sure that all the TV stations and newspapers use this picture.
And no, i won't ask you not to cry for me. Instead please cry..a reservoir full!! And i don't care if you have to fake it.
posted by bleuchiz at 3:35 am
2 Comments:
hey rahman,nv forgotten u even for a few seconds ya!
hmm,y dun i wish u gd luck?coz i noe that u dun need it!haha...exams period still can blog,shows tt u still got time to chill out wat...relax lah brudder!
12:33 pm
anonymous: trust me i need the luck..and you dont expect one to study 24/7 without taking a break do you? Who are u anyway?? Dont you pull an anonymous on me...
3:10 pm
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